- Q: What do you like most about being a DJ?
- Double J: We get paid in food coupons, bumper stickers, & T-shirts.
- Q: What most annoys your co-workers about you?
- Double J: That I'm a font of useless information.
- Q: If anybody else could be you, who should it be?
- Double J: Chuck Norris. Because he grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils it with his rage.
- Q: If you could pain the water tank by Walgreen's any color or pattern for design, how would you paint it?
- Double J: Clear
- Q: What bumper sticker best describes your approach to life?
- Double J: It's not a soccer mom van - it's a Pontiac Man-tana.
